Next Life' by Woody Allen

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better everyday. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work,you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, an dare generally promiscuous, then you are ready for highschool. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spendyour last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm! I rest.

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I like the old guy Woody Allen, of course his article as well. To me, he was already that old when he was born. In general ,he is just a genius!

The following is what my dear netfriend wrote after Allen's. it is funny too, isn't it?:)

1. 开始每天在疗养院舒舒服服地晒太阳到后来要起早贪黑辛辛苦苦地上班。2. 眼看着财产和银行存款从6-7位数一点点减少到0.3. 还要不断地支付越来越多的房贷和小孩的学费。4. 然后沦为给小孩把屎接尿洗衣服的臭苦力。5. 回到学校后被迫接受白痴教育，隔三差五地被同学揍一顿并且不敢对老师和父母说。6. 被赶回家后被哥哥姐姐打屁股。7. 大声的哭闹不能引起医院里护士姐姐们的注意，她们有比你重要得多的事，比如交流最新式的手提包或化妆品的信息。8. 最后在母亲杀猪般的尖叫中结束了苦难的一生。
现在你还愿意把人生倒过来活一遍吗？
：-）