Monday, July 31, 2006

一则关于chihuahua的笑话


几年以前从美国的读者文摘上看到这则笑话,记得当时是在火车上还是地铁里,总之笑不拢嘴,而且屡次读屡次要大笑。因为每次读着,脑子里会有相应的镜头出现,尤其是第二个装盲人的,当他被识破以后,机智的装模作样的样子。

这则笑话出现在很多地方,到现在还能找到。有些地方有改动。而当时在读者文摘上是获了笑话大赛头奖的。 (chihuahua picture is from the web)

Two guys were walking their dogs — one had a German Shepherd and the other had a Chihuahua. The man with the Shepherd suggested going into a bar for a drink. The other man says, "They're not going to let dogs into the bar." And the first guy says, "No? Watch this." So he puts on some dark glasses, acts like the German Shepherd is a seeing-eye dog, walks into the bar and orders a drink. And no one says anything. So the second guy takes out some dark glasses, slips them on, and walks his Chihuahua into the bar. The bartender says, "Sorry — we don't allow dogs in here." And the man says, "It's okay — it's my seeing-eye dog." The bartender laughs and says, "This Chihuahua is your seeing-eye dog?" And the guy says, "What? They gave me a Chihuahua?" Posted by Picasa

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

好聪明!

--mango